About Wes Selby
This is a true story.
In 1929, at the dawn of the Great Depression, Abraham Lincoln and Jennifer Lopez had a child in the Ice Canyon of Greenland. that they felt had a very grand potential. But, they could feel a downfall, almost like a depression, about to emerge. So Abraham Lincoln and Jennifer Lopez put that child in a mini fridge with an iPhone 6 and some Ramen Noodles on a river of gold and fire to survive the upcoming Great Depression. However, Honest Abe and J-Lo had only planned for the Great Depression to last twelve minutes, so the child ran out of food quickly and he had played Angry Birds and Candy Crush and drained the battery to 10%. Luckily, with the knowledge he had learned from his seven minutes of experience on earth, he crafted a fully operating tank and drove into the Bahamas and Mel Gibson. Of course, Mel was impressed but knew that the child would need to hide as the child had smashed an entire orc camp in Tallahassee. Mel Gibson quickly chloroformed the child and froze him in carbonite. When the child, now a full grown adult, awoke three years later in the year 2014, he drove to the nearest Taco Bell in his tank knowing that Benedict Cumberbatch would meet him there from one of the dreams he had during his slumber in carbonite. Benedict told him that he must fly him to the moon and let him play among the stars. So stuffed Benedict in the tank and fired him to the moon. Then he turned around and jumped off a cliff and flew into the stars on a quest to find Optimus Prime.
The End.
This is a true story.
In 1929, at the dawn of the Great Depression, Abraham Lincoln and Jennifer Lopez had a child in the Ice Canyon of Greenland. that they felt had a very grand potential. But, they could feel a downfall, almost like a depression, about to emerge. So Abraham Lincoln and Jennifer Lopez put that child in a mini fridge with an iPhone 6 and some Ramen Noodles on a river of gold and fire to survive the upcoming Great Depression. However, Honest Abe and J-Lo had only planned for the Great Depression to last twelve minutes, so the child ran out of food quickly and he had played Angry Birds and Candy Crush and drained the battery to 10%. Luckily, with the knowledge he had learned from his seven minutes of experience on earth, he crafted a fully operating tank and drove into the Bahamas and Mel Gibson. Of course, Mel was impressed but knew that the child would need to hide as the child had smashed an entire orc camp in Tallahassee. Mel Gibson quickly chloroformed the child and froze him in carbonite. When the child, now a full grown adult, awoke three years later in the year 2014, he drove to the nearest Taco Bell in his tank knowing that Benedict Cumberbatch would meet him there from one of the dreams he had during his slumber in carbonite. Benedict told him that he must fly him to the moon and let him play among the stars. So stuffed Benedict in the tank and fired him to the moon. Then he turned around and jumped off a cliff and flew into the stars on a quest to find Optimus Prime.
The End.